Just say NO! to porn

No, I’m not talking about naked people getting it on in various configurations, positions and places the rest of us probably couldn’t manage if we tried. That’s old school. It’s pretty easy to avoid traditional porn these days. I plugged the word sex into Google Images and came up with wholesome images of chastely cladContinue reading “Just say NO! to porn”

6 little thoughts

Math joke: What comes before 10?  The postie. A woman’s complaint:  My sweeper is so weak it wouldn’t suck a maggot off a chop. The master penis operates the TV monitor, CD player, DVD player, radio, and surround sound.  When I hold the master penis in my hand, I am holding something borrowed. I neededContinue reading “6 little thoughts”

Help! My Facebook friends are spamming me!

Facebook, Facebook – your myriad evil genius continues to amaze and befuddle. You’ve got it right – it’s doing what you want… but sometimes it seems like you’re turning my life into an endless version of the 12 Days of Christmas – a post-modern 365 Days of Facebook Requests. I suppose it’s a matter ofContinue reading “Help! My Facebook friends are spamming me!”