Titirangi Storyteller

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No more porn for me…

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That’s right. No sooner did I declare my perturbed state regarding pornography seekers looking for porn on my site – than they have cleaned up their act! Crikey! And I mean crikey! A random sampling of the last few days search engine requests:

  • staten island fotos
  • everything is illuminated
  • staten island
  • the commitments irish soul
  • hotel lobby
  • officious seeing eye bitch
  • monster sex sins
  • thelma and louise brad pitt

brad_pitt_10Brad Pitt is still #1, which means I really ought to write an authoritative piece on him. A girl could be tasked with much worse. The angle – brilliant artist and devoted father. Will have to leave out the whole Jennifer/Angelina thing – ick.

Staten Island is incredibly popular. Who could have known. I’m still planning my piece (translation: haven’t gotten around to it yet) on my trip to New York. The day on Staten Island was one of the very best! I could do a whole piece on that!

Hotel lobbies are a recurring search theme. They are one of those invisible subjects that really are fascinating – but you’re always busy checking in or out and rarely have the time to truly explore the amenities of a quality hotel lobby. Note to self – on next set of travels – photograph the hotel lobbies.

Officious eeing-eye bitch

Officious seeing-eye bitch

I am endlessly encouraged by the number of film lovers who are still reading about Everything is Illuminated.  One of my Top Five Films for life. For the curious, they are as follows:

  1. Touch of Evil
  2. Casablanca
  3. A Fish Called Wanda
  4. Everything is Illuminated
  5. I Served the King of England

#5 changes from time to time. I think it may be time to seriously reconsider #2 and #3, they’re still great, but it just might be time to have a rethink.

monster-sex-sinsNow I do see that Monster Sex Sins has stayed up there – but I’ve got to say, I’ve grown rather fond of the monster.  You could say he’s grown on me… And let’s face it – if his personal life is a bit quirky, that’s really none of my business. It’s occurred me that even the most sexually active people and monsters only spend a few hours a days actually engaging in sexual activity (unless of course they are in their late teens to early twenties, when more is at least possible). The rest of the time they’re just ‘us.’

Oh no… I’ve got to go back and rethink this. I’m pretty sure I’m not a 3D animated porn monster. But are YOU?

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Written by Titirangi Storyteller

10/04/2009 at 12:58 pm

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  1. That’s hilarious!

    I have the same problem with my blog. For some reason ‘elephant porn’ is a search that shows up at least once a week.

    Why someone would be searching for elephant porn is beyond me…

    -Andy

    http://mintconditionpublishing.com

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    yourfriendandy

    11/04/2009 at 9:44 am

  2. Porn that SPAM across the internet is a Major Growing Problem – I’m a Programmer and Hope to one day join up with a set of Web-Designers, programmers, and Microsoft Developers and eliminate SPAM and Porn web-site. Porn is NOT ok to watch, it’s against Your “higher power” or in my case God.

    Your Blog is very inspiring.

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    Rocco Castoro

    24/04/2009 at 12:21 pm

    • Thanks Rocco. I appreciate the thoughts.
      Veronica

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      titirangistoryteller

      24/04/2009 at 9:43 pm


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